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Texts From Last Night....

Posted by Arielle | Posted in | Posted on 11:04 AM

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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."

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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.


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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.


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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me


(781):

dont be selfish, show some boob


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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...


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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.


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i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.


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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"

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Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.


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I'm so horny!

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I'm so hungry

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WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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For your pussy...


Ummm yeah. I hate music tech. I am not musically inclined. Therefore I am no good at creating in this class. FML. Going to see Shutter Island with Maggie tonight! Ummm yeah........


Kthnxbye.

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