The Balderdasher

Or not. I just want this day to be over, and I want to get all my chores done, and then just go get my girl and go to bagly. Ah I cannot waitttttttt. Zombuie 50's Housewife, lyyyyk whoaaaaaa!

Today was senior breakfast, and I got "Most Artistic". Hooooraaaayyyy!

Now I'm being called down to the pep-rally, which is fucking stupid and dumb. So yeah, I'm gonna go, and be lame and school spirit-y.

Or sit and read a book.

I like the latter.

kthxbye.

How I have a girlfriend. :D I don't really know what else to say. We went bowling a couple weeks ago, and then last night at the cast party for the PHS plays she asked me to be her girlfriend, which is funny because I was going to ask her too, but she beat me to it! It was cute, and adorable, and bloody. (We were zombies.) But it was great, and cute, and she's cute, and ah it's just so awesome. I haven't ever been happier I don't think. Mum approves, Tori approves, my friends are happy, and it's oustide the bubble that is Duxbury, so all's well. It cannot be Tuesday fast enoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ugh.

Other than that, the party was.... interesting. I'm not gonna go into details, but it wasn't my scene kinda. But I still had a really freaking awesome time.

Anyways, please enjoy these MLIA's and TFLN's:

A few nights ago, I was playing around with the speech command setting on my MacBook. I set the "Alert Option" to warn me right before it went into sleep mode. I decided to set the voice for "Whisper" and for it to say "Hey Baby" before going over the shut down procedure. Last night, while I was out on a walk with my friend, my roommate texted me to say that she almost pooped her pants and punched my computer when it started hitting on her. MLIA

(330): This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

(609): NOOO!!! MERMAID GIRL DIED!!!!!
(337): Did they give her a burial at sea?

Matt Doyle, the most amazing current Broadway actor, is GAY! AHHHHH!!!!

I don't think any of you understand how absolutely AMAZING that is! I've been trying to figure it out since I started loving him, and now I know! And everything is right with the world!!

Just thought you should know.

And I am almost girlfriends with a really cute girl. And yeah. I'm really happy. Like happier than I have been in a very long time. I just love life right now.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kbye.

How I am braving the library to write this. Christina Auer, and her band of merry followers took over the heater in the cafeteria, where I normally sit in the AM's. I would go to my first class, and dweeb out there, but unfortunately for me, I have gym. Blah. 

My good mood, and the fact that I have a bowling date with this really awesome girl on Saturday. Yeah. She's super nice, and cute, and funny, and into all the same things as I am. Cross your fingers everything works out and that it doesn't end badly and my mother kills me. DX

Yeah. College stuff sucks. Bleh. That was all my update was about. Please enjoy this MLIA submission:

Today was Army day for spririt week. Everyone was in all kinds of camo and military outfits. I was in Dumbledore's Army complete with robes. I'm a teacher and gave stickers to all the kids who got it. MLIA

kbye.